After spending the majority of the past four years in Southeast Asia, I sometimes forget what my “normal” habits, beliefs and routines were like before. I’m still madly in love with Thailand and I appreciate every single day that I get to spend in the country – the temples haven’t lost their charm and the little day to day encounters haven’t ceased to amuse me – but I also am not shocked or surprised by things as much as I was before.
Families of five on a motorbike? Normal. Flying cockroaches? I barely notice them anymore.
Sometimes I have to take a step back and notice the wonderfully crazy things going on around me. All of these instances have happened within the past couple weeks as I was getting ready to head stateside for a while and I took them as signs it was time for a little change. You know you’ve been living in Thailand too long…
When you put on a sweater as soon as it drops to 75°
I did this. I come from a place where people bust out their shorts and tank tops when it reaches the low 60s in the spring. What is happening to me??
When you think traveling with your dog in a plastic bag is a good idea
To get around town with my pup, I simply put her in my motorbike basket and off we go. Last week it was raining when we had to go somewhere and she’s a princess when it comes to getting wet – she’s not a fan. I tried to dry off the basket as best I could before putting her in and then, instead of just waiting until the rain stopped or thinking how ridiculous it is to even drive with my dog in the first place, I thought that it would be a good idea to have her sit in a plastic bag in the basket. Last year during the rainy season we would loop her legs through bag handles so the bag would billow out around her like a poncho or cape and it worked relatively well.
She didn’t really appreciate my attempts to keep her dry and instead stood up in the basket facing me while I was driving until I pulled over. I ended up riding with her balancing between the seat and the steering.
When you see a mouse run across your floor and don’t even flinch
One night last week I saw a long, thin tail snake out from under the fridge. The dog saw it at the same time and, naturally, we both freaked the @%!$ out. I always envision rats like the big, nasty one from Lady and the Tramp and, by the looks of the long tail, in my head I was picturing a giant rodent under the refrigerator. Turns out, it was just a normal-sized mouse with an abnormally long tail. We caught it overnight and set it free the next day.
Three days later, the dog and I were in the living room as another mouse decide to run from one corner of the room making a beeline to the kitchen before realizing we were right there staring at it and turning around. It didn’t even make us jump and the dog just looked at me with a sigh like, “This again…?”.
When you try to eat everything with a spoon and fork
After ordering a burrito I immediately picked up a spoon and fork to eat it. A burrito. For most Thai dishes, you eat with your spoon in one hand and fork in the other using the fork to gently push food onto the spoon then into your mouth. Doesn’t work so well with a burrito…
When you jump on your motorbike without a helmet
Let me first say that I wear a helmet 99.5% of the time while on a motorbike. So, when I hop on my bike to go grab food around the corner and make it all the way down the street before realizing I hadn’t even thought to grab my helmet, I know I’ve been in Thailand a little too long.
When unbelievable stories don’t faze you
I recently met a woman living with her Burmese partner in the jungle outside of Chiang Mai who told me a story about her partner having a tumor in his foot. The growth was painful and really irritating him so he decided to take matters into his own hands and cut it out himself. Part way through hearing this I thought how if I had heard this four years ago I would have been shocked, but now I’ve seen and heard so many different things that would never happen at home that not much fazes me.
Have you lived in another country? What things did you notice becoming more normal that you would have though of as crazy before?
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Bwhahaha I love this. I’ve lived up in Chiang Mai a couple times (usually for a few months at a time), as well as Bangkok, and this post has me giddy about flying back in a couple weeks. I’m weird in that I enjoy all of the above things. Mind you, I haven’t lived in Thailand for four straight years, so my views are a tad skewed. lol
I enjoy all the things too, which is why I’m still there 🙂 It just tickles me when I realize how not “normal” they would be in my old life!
Well, what happened to his foot! ha ha Are you coming home!?
I believe he got most of it, then it got infected and he had to make a stop at the hospital… Home now until October!
Ha! I am actually working on a post right now called “Signs I Know I’ve Lived in India Too Long”. Many of the same things you’ve mentioned, especially the line about families of 4 and 5 people crammed onto one motorbike to get around town. Anytime I meet someone from Europe or the States who exclaims over something – yesterday it was the number of monkeys – I have to take a step back and remember that it’s not normal life for many of my friends. Great post!
I was shocked by the number of monkeys in India… I’m certainly not 100% used to things, but everything is slowly becoming my new “normal”.
When I moved to Rayong to teach English, I packed a few jeans and sweaters. People laughed and said I wouldn’t need them, but you know what? I wore them ALL OF THE TIME. It’s so easy to get used to the heat that even the slightest cool makes you freezing! Also still love using my spoon for most food (burritos so far excluded…) 🙂
I wear skinny jeans still and had a couple cardigans that I wore teaching often! In the “cold” season up north, it does really cool down in the evenings and especially when you’re on the motorbike you want to cover up!
I remember first being in BKK in 1997 and wearing jeans as all the Thai girls do. The jeans stuck to me I was so hot.
You know you’ve been there too long when you can wear jeans and not feel sweaty in BKK!
Truth!
Absolutely brilliant! Laughed out loud to this one. After leaving Asia 18 months ago and living there for 2 years I can totally relate. My favorite is going for Thai food abroad and asking for it spicy then realizing thats like a mild meal in Thailand. Im never sure if that makes me extra weird or just extra bad ass. Im going for the latter. Happy trails! Anna + Oscar x
Yeah, spice is usually a joke for food prepared for foreigners even in the country. My boyfriend (Thai) has sent things back before asking for more chilies and the people serving will look at me and remind him that I’m not Thai…
I’ve only been living in Southeast Asia for a little over a year but already I’m becoming such a wimp with the cold. I spent the month of July in California and I got so cold at night. It was literally 70 degrees. What is wrong with me?!
I complain when it’s too hot and humid (almost everyday) but as soon as it gets slightly cooler I put on a sweatshirt….??!
Thailand is my go to place in any case. Have visited 5 times in the last two years and still wanna go back for all the crazy times.
That’s so much! Where’s your favorite place?
Koh Tao definitely tops the list. Krabi comes a close second ever since I spent a couple of days with some of the local rock climbers there, just experiencing their way of life..I like Phuket too as long as I stay away from Patong Beach. But m going to Chiang Mai on my next Thailand trip.
I still haven’t made it to Koh Tao…or Krabi/Railay area :/ Let me know if you have any Chiang Mai questions, it’s the best! 😉